We haven't had a good cat thread in awhile.

a good cat thread...

Who said they weren't... good...

 

I enjoy most of the post. I go had gone without the cats in the cages on the ropes.thank for making me smiles...cats are fun to live with.

 

Excerpts from a Cat's Diary:

Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe - for now.....

 

Every time our cat is doing something really neat, she stops the moment I grab the camera.

I admire cat owners that can actually capture these moments!

 

I love the simplicity of this one.

 

Every home I have been in that had a bird, the bird was obviously a snitch

 

We have 6 kittens we are trying to find homes for, but whenever its time for us to eat, the sharks come out. It is the funniest thing, these kittens are strolling around noses in the air, sniffing the floor, looking for food, just like sharks. Two of them are hard headed and get soaked by the time dinner is done.

 

Not the best picture, but what do you expect from an Iphone.

 

Caption this

 

LOL He was claws and teeth moments after taking that picture. I had to hold him still so I could get a clear shot, he KNEW I was trying to get his picture and was being a brat.

Here's his sister

 

SSSHHH!



I'm trying to nap here

 

This is my girl, Trish. She's 18!



I think she loves me..or is it just the food???

 

As far as the cat is concerned - the food. But I'm sure she still loves you

 

Here's a couple of funny videos. There are several in this series, all good if you like cats.

Tom