Mississippi State????? (Did you know that a cow walked across the football field years ago and they won they game??? So..........that's why they ring those horrible cowbells. They are officially outlawed in SEC play but the officials turn a "deaf ear" (ha-ha..) to the games in Starville. They aren't allowed in Tiger Stadium though....no way...)
Stark Vegas.............(nickname for Starkville, MS... There is absolutely nothing to do there....).