"The Previous Poster" Insults Game

Discussion in 'Fred's House of Pancakes' started by Ichabod, Dec 11, 2007.

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  1. galaxee

    galaxee mostly benevolent

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    the previous poster drives on flower beds.
     
    #121 galaxee, Dec 20, 2007
  2. Ichabod

    Ichabod Artist In Residence

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    The previous poster is the Science to my Fiction. Together we are the unstoppable Ichabod Galaxee!!! All Posters prior to us tremble in awe!
     
    #122 Ichabod, Dec 20, 2007
  3. MegansPrius

    MegansPrius GoogleMeister, AKA bongokitty

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    The previous poster isn't thinking clearly:

    Ichabod Galaxee slumped over the bar, her hand dropping the tumbler. The liquid pooled against her cheek and seeped into her pine-mica hair, turning it to a magentic gray like the hangover she would have in the morning.

    "Who'd a thought she was such a lightweight?" said a voice from the shadows.

    "She isn't," said the Lutzonaut, stepping forward. "I mixed vaporware chips into her Goldschlagger. MuAhHahHahHahHa. Ha. Heh."
     
    #123 MegansPrius, Dec 20, 2007
  4. Ichabod

    Ichabod Artist In Residence

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    The previous poster needs to read the next chapter:

    The Lutzonaut and his Spinellabot struggled to drag the limp, seemingly incapacitated Ichabod Galaxee from the bar.

    "What have you got in there, S.B.? Some 60w80 oil jamming up your servos?" The Lutzonaut chuckled quietly at his attempt at humor.

    Spinellabot's shoulder joints squealed as it struggled to mimic the hunched posture that humans use to signify emotional defeat. "I'm rusting from the inside, and it's all I can do to polish my chrome in the morning."

    In a flash, Ichabod Galaxee sprang to life, and in one stealthy motion, knocked Spinellabot's feat out from under it, and planted a fist squarely on the Lutzonaut's jaw.

    "My trainer, Dr. Tesla has exposed me to enough Voltage to immunize me to the effects of your pitiful vaporware," and Ichabod Galaxee Laughed as she darted out into the night, still carrying the secret plans for the Lutzonaut's ultimate weapon.
     
    #124 Ichabod, Dec 20, 2007
  5. markderail

    markderail I do 45 mins @ 3200 PSI

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    The previous poster has read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy way too many times.




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    #125 markderail, Dec 20, 2007
  6. hyo silver

    hyo silver Awaaaaay

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    The previous poster is sadly mistaken if he thinks galaxee would ever hitchhike.
     
    #126 hyo silver, Dec 20, 2007
  7. eclectcmoi

    eclectcmoi Muffinologist

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    The previous posters screen name is really Pony Boy and is just afraid to tell anyone.
     
    #127 eclectcmoi, Dec 20, 2007
  8. hyo silver

    hyo silver Awaaaaay

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    The previous poster's favourite song is Neil Young's "Cowgirl in the sand." :p
     
    #128 hyo silver, Dec 20, 2007
  9. Rae Vynn

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    The previous poster thinks "kemosabe" means "friend"....
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
     
    #129 Rae Vynn, Dec 20, 2007
  10. markderail

    markderail I do 45 mins @ 3200 PSI

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    The previous poster listens to Rae Vonn.





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    #130 markderail, Dec 24, 2007
  11. Godiva

    Godiva AmeriKan Citizen

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    The previous poster can't stay on track.
     
    #131 Godiva, Dec 24, 2007
  12. rufaro

    rufaro WeePoo, Gen II

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    The prior previous poster actually LIKES poutine, and the previous poster probably would as well if you added chocolate to it.
     
    #132 rufaro, Dec 24, 2007
  13. Rancid13

    Rancid13 Cool Chick with a Black Prius

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    The previous poster likes poodles. But the current poster wants to know if you can can mix poutine with vodka??
     
    #133 Rancid13, Dec 25, 2007
  14. rufaro

    rufaro WeePoo, Gen II

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    The previous poster MUST be pregnant again.
    (and the present poster is not at all insulted about liking poodles. So there!)
     
    #134 rufaro, Dec 25, 2007
  15. Rancid13

    Rancid13 Cool Chick with a Black Prius

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    No way!! Haha! I'm 99% certain that will never happen again!! Thanks to my doc for that. I'm beyond happy with just the 1. Ain't nothin' wrong with poodles...if you like girlie dogs, that is. I like my dogs a bit tougher. Labs, springers, retrievers & the like. I'm pretty sure that being pregnant & drinking vodka is usually frowned upon ('cept maybe in Russia & Poland???).
     
    #135 Rancid13, Dec 25, 2007
  16. galaxee

    galaxee mostly benevolent

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    the previous poster had a couple too many last night :p
     
    #136 galaxee, Dec 25, 2007
  17. Michgal007

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    The previous poster has a fascination with pipetters and uses them to measure water for cooking at home.
     
    #137 Michgal007, Dec 25, 2007
  18. Rae Vynn

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    The previous poster has an outdated avatar
     
    #138 Rae Vynn, Dec 25, 2007
  19. Ichabod

    Ichabod Artist In Residence

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    The previous poster has an outdated religion.
     
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  20. Godiva

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    The previous poster has a pumpkin phobia.
     
    #140 Godiva, Jan 2, 2008
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