The previous poster is a little too nice to warrant repeatedly insulting her... darn nice people :grumble, grumble:
The previous poster has no idea how big an emu pecker is! (those eyes are nearly as big as your eyes, it's one big beak.)
(From a horse's perspective, that's all birds can do, is peck. ) The previous poster isn't in this kind of mood nearly often enough.
The previous poster's Prius looks tiny. (NB: The above insult shall be deemed null and void if the previous poster PMs me with a great ligurian foccacia recipe.)
The previous poster added decals saying "Prius" and "Gas Electric Hybrid" to her car because it is, you know, so inconspicuous and difficult to identify otherwise.