"The Previous Poster" Insults Game

The previous poster is a pi-fectionist.

 

The previous poster makes up words in Scrabble.

 

The previous poster thinks scrabble is how eggs are served.

 

The previous poster thinks scrapple is a word/letter board game.

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The previous poster thinks what's written on the inside of Snapple lids is gospel.

 

The previous poster thinks Snapple is Jesus Juice.

 

The previous poster's drink of choice is RC Cola, to wash down a diet of moon-pies.

 

The previous poster wouldn't know a good moon-pie if it bit him on his kayak.

 

The previous poster's moon wouldn't know a kayak it it bit them in the pie.

 

The previous poster wouldn't know the moon if he was sittin' in his kayak eatin' his pie

 

The previous poster obviously doesn't know the way to San Jose because he's sitting in a pie on the Earth and looking for the moon.

 

The previous poster was born under the Zodiac sign "Muffinus"

 

The previous poster is off in their own astrological world.

 

The previous poster hides behind a pseudo-stellar screen name.

 

The previous poster thinks he is in a game of hide and seek.

 

On Darwin's birthday, the previous poster's DNA was used to indicate a close relationship to Gorilla gorilla.

 

The previous poster is up to monkey business and his momma looks like a gorilla.

 

The previous poster needs to pick on somebody else.

 

The previous poster mistakenly thinks he's calling the shots here.