The previous poster gets discount cruise tickets by signing up to be one of the slaves in the galley, pulling the oars on count, when the bossman cracks the whip.
At the honeymoon after the previous poster's wedding, his bride said, 'Honey, you have no package to speak of.'
The previous poster thought it was cute to photograph her cat, Toonces, in the control tower of Grays Harbor International Airport ............. ............... until the 707's & Concordes down below began carreening around like paper airplanes. lane: