the "next poster" game

Where am I supposed to find Chinese Acrobats? I have japanese friends who can do back flips, do they count?

The next poster is going to watch a movie tomorrow with a significant other

 

Perhaps.

The next poster is just eating and eating and eating....

 

Eating, eating, eating! Yep! And drinking right now too.

The next poster is going to wake up in the morning, see this, and have to write something witty!

 

It's afternoon... no witticisms.

The next poster is making waffles for the main meal today.

 

No, I'm still waffling about what to have for lunch.

The next poster's witticism rarely has an afternoon nap.

 

Too true!

The next poster is doing laundry.

 

No, laundry mat is closed on Sundays (it becomes a Mexican church of some kind).

The next poster has not started Christmas shopping.

 

I have not.

The next poster is part of a social group called 'The Outsiders'.

 

Nope, i don't even know what that is.

The next poster is over the age of 25

 

Yes and no.

("a social group called 'The Outsiders'" - you realize just how much of an oxymoron that is, TJ? )

The next poster is up too d---ed early.

 

More like up too d---ed late.

The next poster has to slog through a tedious chore today.

 

The next poster is having a bad relationship with their motherboard.

 

The previous poster hasn't quite gotten the hang of the Next poster game...
My motherboard is fine, thanks for asking

The next poster had to slog through a temporary crown replacement today...

 

No... my crown is permanently affixed to my head, right where it belongs. :drama:

The next poster just returned from an incredible six days in Mexico and is so relaxed it's hard to concentrate on work.

 

I wish.

The next poster's never been any closer to Mexico than having too much Cuervo.

 

Well, no, actually, I've been to Mexico a few times, but never strictly "on vacation"...

The next poster has a neighborhood crisis going on! (house across street had a fire)

 

Well, no, but they want to drill or something for gas here...

The next poster ain't signing no papers on mineral rights, that's fer sure.

 

Certainly not in the near future.

The next poster really dislikes Sony for a number of perfectly valid reasons.

 

I do have other companies that I like better.

The next poster's cat snores.

 

No cat living here.
The next poster has a squirrel in his/her attic.