the "next poster" game

No.

The next poster is getting his/her pool cleaned for the first time in months.

 

No, I have no pool.

The next poster is sorry to see the rains return (even though we need them).

 

Yes though I am hoping to use the fireplace in my new place during the rain.

The next poster gets so frustrated when the copier jams and jams and jams.

 

Yes I do (did).

The next poster is tired, wants to go home, but have a meeting in 90 minutes, so has to stay for another four hours.

 

Yes, I think it was Meetings from Hell day today.

The next poster is the rootinest, tootinest, shootinest, [SIZE=-1]gun-slingenest, varmint huntinest, pint-sized [/SIZE]rassa-frassin' here outlaw in the West!

 

Yes! After meaning to go back to school for the past 5,6,7 years I keep distracting myself and my plans. This is the year! Just you wait and see...just a little later on...not right at this moment. I am just so busy.

The next poster will satisfy a sweet tooth tonight right before bed.

 

I better not.

The next poster is a rootin' tootin' gun slingin' chaw chewin' ding dang nabbit all to heck and back advocate fer the environment!

 

Yes!!

The next poster is going to grab a book, and snuggle into bed and read.

 

Close. I'm going to grab the dog and snuggle in to bed. (He's my hot water bottle. He sleeps in my spot, then gets up to let me have it. I've got a warm bed every night, bless him. After I settle, he jumps back up and snuggles next to me. I'm warm all night.)

The next poster just got some bad news and will have a requiem for their late laptop tomorrow.

 

No; I'm sorry.

The next poster has been known to wear this:

 

Aaaaahh! Avo tove, enyo dekpe din!!!
(Fongbe for your clothes, they are beautiful)

Nope, can't say I have.

The next poster wishes his fiancee wasn't thousands of miles away.

 

Nope... don't have a fiancee or a fiance for that matter.

The next poster is under an umbrella today.

 

Not yet, but I will be.

The next poster is anxiously awaiting the release of Apple's Timecapsule.

 

No, but I did look at the apple site, thinking about changing my religion...

The next poster had an alignment done today (mine was personal... chiropractic)

 

Nope, but I hung a door curtain that I hope is aligned.

The next poster is flibbitergibbeting about, trying not to think about tomorrow (when THIS poster is having foot surgery, and is currently awaiting the arrival of my parental units, to here in NoCal, from there in LoCal...)

 

No, but I'll be sending good thoughts your way rufaro! Hope all goes smoothly with the surgery and parental units.

The next poster is craving various types of ice cream.

 

No, some of them sound kinda disgusting. I'm half expecting someone to suggest grasshopper mint.

The next poster is having computer issues today.

 

I'm glad my internet connection at home is working. It's like a a life-support unit. Unplug it, and *poof*... I might as well start a fire with sticks and rocks and make a Mastadon stew.

The next poster is waiting and watching for the lunar eclipse.