Summer's Stupidest Movies

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  1. a_gray_prius

    a_gray_prius Rare Non-Old-Blowhard Priuschat Member

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    OK.
    Movie: Transformers 2 (and probably 3)

    Why it's bad: Shia LaBeouf is in it. Shia LaBeouf is in it. Shia LaBeouf is in it. Did I mention Shia LaBeouf is in it? Because Shia LaBeouf is in it. Megan Fox being hot is the only redeeming quality this movie has (and they play it up - I swear Michel Bay must have been like "any shot with her in it MUST super-saturate her blue eyes"). This comes from someone who LIKES Michael Bay movies (especially Bad Boys 1/2). Transformers 3 will probably be bad because Shia LaBeouf is in it.
     
    #21 a_gray_prius, Jun 22, 2011
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  2. Stev0

    Stev0 Honorary Hong Kong Cavalier

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    That gives me an idea.

    10 Things Wrong with The Phantom Menace, from least bad to worst

    1. The acting

    2. Jar Jar Binks

    3. Whiny Little Kid

    4. Jar Jar Binks

    5. The cringingly-bad dialog

    6. Jar Jar Binks

    7. Not enough Darth Maul

    8. Jar Jar Binks

    9. No, really, most fanfic I've read has better dialog. And I *HATE* Fanfic.

    10. JAR JAR BINKS
     
    #22 Stev0, Jun 22, 2011
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  3. Trollbait

    Trollbait It's a D&D thing

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    Sounds like you should look up The Phantom Edit.
     
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