Question everything

Would you like a breakfast taco instead?

 

Would you believe we grilled burgers for breakfast this morning at 8:00 am?

 

Doesn't everyone eat a burger for breakfast occasionally? How about leftover Chinese food? Is that okay?

 

Does anyone remember that for a few years in the late 90's Taco Bell had a breakfast menu of the most delicious variety of "breakfast burritos"? And don't you know I became addicted to those suckers? And, further, that when TB Corporate abruptly decided to discontinue them, I called their damn 800 ("how're we doin'?") number several times, complaining bitterly, to no avail?

And that I STILL miss them?

 

Do you think they stopped because people would sue them for such unhealthy food? Isn't lunch and dinner enough?

 

Should we ask Jeeves?

 

Wouldn't Jeeves say that a proper breakfast is kippers and eggs?

 

It's not even Ask Jeeves anymore, is it? Isn't it just Ask? What's up with that? Was there something wrong with Jeeves?

 

I think they thought that "Ask Jeeves" was too much for us to remember, didn't they?

 

Could they possibly think we were that stupid?

 

I do not know - who's Jeeves?

 

A butler?

 

They got rid of Jeeves? Who knew?

 

Yeah... didn't you know they'd changed their whole web-site?

 

Do you think the butler did it?

 

In the drawing room with a hammer?

 

Do you think I have a clue?

 

Do you think it was Dragonfly in the living room with a bucket? Did we leave her alone in there for a while while we thought she was passed out?

 

Or maybe it was Dragonfly in the kitchen with another margarita? Or was it whisky?