Question everything

Do you know that I once lived in Bellevue WA from Dec to April and counted the number of times I saw the Sun? Do you believe it was 6 times?

 

If I set my Time Machine for a year before it was invented, would I be able to get back home again

 

Is that why nobody's ever come back to tell us about their timely invention?

 

If we go back and we're already there who are we???

 

If you're Christopher Lloyd in Back to the Future, would that make you a 'pair a docs'? :blink::doh:

 

Yes, I think it might!

And if the pair-a-doc's was/were getting insufficient wattage to power up the DeLorean, then would Michael J. Fox, struggling with his libido & his Leah Thompson mom, be a gig-a-low-watt ? :der::banplease:

 

Can we just close our eyes and pretend the puns never happened?

 

Why so negative? Aren't you getting a charge out of them?

 

Would you believe my Massey Ferguson 35 has a positive earth?

 

Doesn't that make the electrons move the wrong way?

 

Is the right way in the southern hemisphere the wrong way up where you guys are?

 

Doesn't that just apply to water going down the drain?

 

Does it count that I'm currently on summer holiday, regardless of the direction of water in my drain? Does that bring us back to our electronic topic?

 

Watt?

 

Do Alaskans say, "There's no place like Nome" ?

 

Can they watch Russia from Nome?

 

Does anyone know the difference between coulombs and Colomb??

 

Is it u?