Question everything

Wouldn't a velocipede be easier to tame?

 

Could a velociraptor ride a velocipede?

 

If you saw a velociraptor riding down the street on a velocipede would you laugh or run away screaming?

 

Wouldn't it be prudent to keep a respectable distance?

 

Is this what you're thinking of?

 

Is that a Photoshopped™ image?

 

Photoshopped!? Can't you tell I took this out the side window, last time I was in Texas?

 

What part of Texas? Did you know Texas is "Like a Whole Other Country"? Do you suppose that is why they have bugs that we don't see anywhere else in the US?

 

Isn't it Texas where humans and dinosaurs once walked together?

 

Didn't the Texans turn the dinosaurs into oil?

 

How many dinosaurs does it take to make a gallon of oil?

 

Did you all know that real reason dinosaurs became extinct was that they couldn't give up smoking?

 

Yes, I'm afraid it was simply a rhetorical question.
Thomas Gold was working on that, too.

Did you know that the dinosaurs are still smoking at the La Brea Tar Pits?

 

Did you know that Cecil Adams is the repository of all human smart-nice person knowledge?

 

Does anyone know how much a dental implant costs?

 

Did you know that he has already answered a question about implants, but it didn't give me the info I want?

 

Will that give you more confidence?