Question everything

Where they born with handles?

 

Is that something they might be able to do through genetic engineering?

 

If it was his children, wouldn't the spider die?

 

Make you glow in the dark?

 

Will that come in handy when everyone turns out the lights tonight?

 

Is anyone else a little chilly this morning because they turned off everything last night, and forgot to turn the heat back on?

 

Isn't cold weather just a great excuse to snuggle more?

 

Would a Dutch oven heat up the situation?

 

How does one use a dutch oven for snuggling?

 

Isn't a Dutch Oven a euphemism for a different activity that could be performed while snuggling?

 

Why am I relieved that I didn't have to explain that one?

 

Why don't you go ahead and explain it anyway? :madgrin:

 

God am I clueless or what?

(Seriously - I've never heard of that before. I'm googling that when I get home!)

 

Isn't Wikipedia great?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_oven_(practical_joke)

 

Normally, yes, but why doesn't that link give the same info as searching for 'dutch oven slang'?

 

Aaaaarrrggghh!

I mean....aaaarrrggggh??

How do I erase that information from my brain?

 

Aren't you glad you asked?

 

Weren't you the one who asked about it in the first place?