Question everything

Don't you have to drive a long way to get across the continent going South to North?

 

Did you know that Im driving north this spring break when people usually drive south? Should I drive south to get north?

 

If you drive for a long enough time will you circle the globe?

 

How big of a ramp do you need to jump the gap between So America and Antarctica?

 

If you put the car in neutral why doesn't the planet rotate underneath you?

 

If you lived here, would you really be home by now?

 

Do you believe in magic in a young girl's heart?

 

How the music can free her, whenever it starts?

 

Was that question really necessary? Are you trying to get that song stuck in my head?

 

Would you rather have the theme from the Monkees in your head?

 

Is this the last train to Clarksville?

 

Isn't it just a small world after all?

 

Do you think Walt Disney had a sadistic streak when he approved that ride?

 

Is he still frozen somewhere under Tomorrowland?

 

Isn't he supposed to be under the Pirates of the Caribbean? How much electrical power would that require?

 

Wouldn't it be nice?