Question everything

Does it ever rain in California?

 

Isn't it raining right now?

 

Can you believe it didn't rain enough in CA these past two years?

 

When it's raining (and it is right now in So Cal) is it okay just to sit around and be lazy?

 

Are you trying to imply that I'm lazy?

 

Are you lazy when it's raining or when it's sunny?

 

Is there supposed to be a difference? Am I lazy by procrastinating sending out resumes that will just get thrown away?

 

Yes, isn't that very "Kinky"?

 

Would you believe that I haven't been here in for a while, and I just noticed the change of the site, and the "Press our Buttons," part? Does anyone else think that sounds kinky?

 

Would it be less kinky if it was "Push our Button"?

 

Wouldn't it have sounded worse with "touch our buttons"?

 

What about lick our buttons? Would that be crossing the line?

 

Has anyone else noticed the steering wheel controls on the 2010?

 

There are lickable button controls on the steering wheel of the 2010 Prius? What flavors are available?

 

How many people can lick and drive at the same time? Isn't it safer to park while you're doing that?

 

Did it spring a leak?

 

How about the tilt?

 

Did anyone else think the steering wheel mounted controls look like nipples?
(Kind of makes the lickable comment all the funnier!)
They are even sensitive!