Why do we have all these nuclear weapons just lying around unused when Redmond, Washington is just sitting there?
Does anyone want anything from the "Puffy Muffin"? (That is a local bakery here and I am going to make a run.)
Am I late? Can you believe how puffy these muffins are? Who wanted the one with icing that looks like scales, who wanted the box-o-13, who wanted the one wrapped in aluminum foil, and who wanted the one with the spatula,muffin-tin and napkin holder on top?
What do muffin lovers remember the most; the taste of the muffins or the eyes of the muffinologist who made them possible?
What about meadow muffins? Have you ever warmed your feet in meadow muffins in the morning as you walked to school barefoot?