Question everything

What does it say about muffins, when the inventor was portly and stank of nectar?

 

That he'd be barred from that strip search party?

 

Do you stink of nectar?

 

Did someone say party? Will there be a hot tub?

 

Isn't it on wheels?

 

Is it filled with champagne?

 

Would it help if you visualized the hot tub full of beer?

 

Do armadillos bathe in beer?

 

I wonder how beer batter armadillos taste in comparison to beer batter fish?

(sorry moxie, but I had to ask...)

 

Do you think they may be too crunchy?

 

How much is armadillo by the pound these days?

 

Would you believe we're absolutely priceless?

 

(as Tonto said to the Lone Ranger, in repsonse to "Looks like we're surrounded, Tonto!")....

What you mean 'we,' White [Wo]Man?

 

Is that anything like the royal "we"?

 

Shouldn't armadillos be considered royalty?

 

Like a coat of arm...adillos?

 

^ good one ^

Just wondering -- Do the Royal Canadian Mounted Police drive Mustangs?