Question everything

Could you get high?

 

Would you also have the munchies?

 

What's for lunch?

 

Your treat?

 

Why a duck?

 

Why not?

 

You prefer crochet instead?

 

Wouldn't that be "Why knot" ?

 

Or perhaps macrame?

 

Is anyone else happy that crochet bikinis are back in style? Could they be called the original 'string bikini'?

 

The stringier, the better!
Who said bikinis are all atolls?!

 

Sorry, can you speak up, please? Did you say no bikini at all?

 

Would you believe my wife and I have matching crochet swimsuits that her momma made? (Hers is a bikini and mine is a speedo. We just wear them to hot tub parties, they aren't really for swimming.)

 

How often do you go to hot tub parties? How did her momma decide what size you needed?

 

Is is a real sign of talent that her mom has a gift for eyeballing things like that? (we have hot tub parties once a week in our community )

 

Do you get to know your neighbors better that way?

 

How can anyone not be neighborly in a big ol hot tub, wearing special swimsuits and holding a beverage of choice?

 

Since its a hot tub party, do you not have to worry about shrinkage?

 

If you have hot tub parties every week perry, is that considered your bath for the week too?

 

Shouldn't it count for my Friday night bath? (M-W-F whether I need it or not)