Question everything

Are you trying to talk Janis out of looking sexy for men?

 

How are you going to do that?

 

How? Don't you mean why?

 

Is anyone watching the debate on CNN? Wth is up with that strip chart scrolling across the screen? Are we supposed to believe that people are changing their vote on a continuous basis?

 

Would they be considered flip-flop voters? Or what about flip-flop undeciders?

 

How about undecided undeciders?

 

Who do flip-flop voters vote for in Margaritaville?

 

If they forget to vote, is it their own damn fault?

 

Don't some people claim there's a woman to blame?

 

Is that sexist? Would she be responsible for the lime?

 

Did she put de lime in de coconut, and drink em both together?

 

Did she call room service for a hippy shake?

 

Did the the room service maid come in wearing a French maid outfit?

 

Was her name Jenny and was her phone number 867-5309?

 

I'll check -- But what was the area code?

how does one dial "nye-ee-ine"?

 

Would it be time consuming to try every combination?

 

How desperate would you have to be to actually try that?