Question everything

How would you know when you were finished deworming the worm?

 

Wouldn't there be no more worm?

 

It wouldn't be a worm anymore would it? Could you deworm a slug?

 

Could you deslug a worm? Would you deworm a slug with salt?

 

Would you use sea salt on a sea slug?

 

Are sea slugs affected by salt? Don't the seas have salt in them?

 

Wouldn't an old salt prefer a slug of rum?

 

Down the back or down the hatch?

 

How about beer? Could you drink a slug of beer?

 

Could I have a nice shot of Don Julio tequila instead of a slug of beer please?

 

Can I have 0.0167 cubic feet of beer please?

 

Isn't it autumn there? Do you go around with beer feet in the Autumn?

 

Wouldn't you rather have a cubic foot of beer rather than a cubic foot of bear?

 

How about a cubic foot of bare? Is that an option?

 

Would you be able to drink a cubic foot of bare? Could I have a cubic foot of beer instead?

 

Wouldn't a cubic foot of bare be drafty?

 

If you drank large quantities of bare, would you develop a bare belly?

 

Would that look anything like a bear belly?

 

Would the bear belly have to be shaved to be a bare belly?