Question everything

Doesn't everyone have their own reality show?

 

What happens if your reality show gets cancelled?

 

Does it go into reruns?

 

Would it go into sindiction and show up on the Reality Show Network?

 

Does it come on before or after Gilligan's Island?

 

what if this is as good as it gets?

 

Gilligan's Island was a reality show? So those people really were stuck on the island after a three hour tour?

 

Do you think that this person should hire a housekeeper?

 

Why did I look at those pictures before eating lunch?

 

Sorry. Should I have picked a better time?

 

Does anyone else find it funny in the picture of the laundry room, it seems he or she had an iron that looks like they activity used it?

 

Did you also notice the cleaning supplies on the counter? Do you think this person lives a healthy lifestyle?

 

How could they live a healthy lifestyle with all those cigarette butts?

 

Are you saying those things are bad for you?

 

Did you not know those butts are dangerous?

CigaretteLitter.Org - The Facts About Cigarette Butts and Litter - Cigarette Litter

 

I wonder what the LD50 is for cigarette butts in an area the size of a small apartment?

 

What about that bathroom floor? Is that feces?

 

Can you see that I have my fingers in my ears and I'm saying, "La, la, la, la... I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!"?

 

What about the cat box? Do you think there are any cats alive in there?