Question everything

Would banana muffins make them act so strangely? Why would they dance that way?

 

Would people view them as nutty? Do you think they were paid in banana nut muffins?

 

Was it a full moon?

 

Was there something else in those muffins besides bananas and nuts?

 

Was it zombie pickle?

 

Should we have our Muffinologist examine the muffins in question?

 

How big does a muffin have to get before it is called a cake?

 

Isn't it the shape of the muffin that determines whether it is a muffin or not?

 

So it has to be baked in a muffin pan to be a muffin?

 

Can it be injection molded and still be a muffin?

 

Can muffins get botox?

 

Would they want to have a smooth, dimple-free top?

 

Why do the TV ads for Botox advertise "Express Yourself" and "Freedom of Expression"?
Isn't it in reality the exact opposite of this? Aren't you paralyzing some of your facial muscles? Can you tell I'm really bothered by these commercials?

 

What prize do you win for saving botox boxtops?

 

A Michael Jackson nosejob?

 

How many years does the nose job last before it starts to deteriorate?

 

How many nose jobs can you get before the nose starts to deteriorate? Do you think MJ would know the answer to this question?

 

Is Michael Jackson still connected to reality?

 

Doesn't everyone have their own reality?