Question everything

Don't you think he already knows why they are there?

 

Do you think his question is rhetorical?

 

Do you think he likes to torture pedophiles?

 

Should they create a new reality show, Torture the Pedophile?

 

Should we torture whoever created that Odwalla banner ad?

 

What about all pop out ads? Don't you just hate the ads that say you won a free ipod or laptop?

 

You mean you get those too? Isn't it ironic that two Prius drivers have both won free ipods and laptops over the internet (delivery pending)?

 

How can they stay in business if they are always giving freebies? Are they like the government?

 

the government of Wasilla?

 

Am I the only one who has a recently deceased rich uncle in Nigeria who wants to give me money?

 

How much money? Do you need to mail a small deposit?

 

My rich deceased Nigerian uncle left me some $$$ too -- are we kissin cousins? :kiss:

 

I just got the rich Nigerian uncle spam and the penis enlargement spam all in one e-mail. Woud you believe the file was too large to download?

 

Did you question its authenticity?

 

Would anyone lie about something like that?

 

Wouldn't you feel worldly if you said you were from Nigeria? Wait are you talking about the enlargement?

 

Do you think the Nigerian enlargement product is more effective than the one that I got 15 emails for today? Do you think its a cream or a pill? If its a cream, wouldn't it make your hands get bigger too?

 

If its a pill, would it make your throat and stomach bigger? What about a pump?