Question everything

Are you Cosmo Kramer brand of crazy?
Are you Walter Sobchak brand of crazy?
Are you Ollie North brand of crazy?
Are you Al Davis brand of crazy?
Or are you Chuck Manson brand of crazy?

How many brands of crazy are you looking for?

 

Dogfriend, when did you get into the crazy business? Do you have anything available from your Fall collection?

 

Isn't there craziness everywhere you look? Did you see the crazy Monday Night Football game?

 

Would you believe me if I said I have neither broadcast or cable? Does this prove that I am indeed crazy like an armadillo?

 

Does lack of TV help preserve sanity? Does the armadillo miss watching TV?

 

What channel would an armadillo watch? Animal Planet?

 

Why not? Wouldn't the armadillo also watch CMT if it was feeling homesick?

 

Could an armadillo be on Nashville Star? Did you hear that little Disney product Miley Cyrus is dating an underwear model that is on Nashville Star?

 

Do I seem crazy enough to care what Miley Cyrus is dating?

 

Did you hear that the "fundamentals of the economy" are strong? Is that true? After what happened yesterday? Who is Miley?

 

Are you referencing the 504 point drop of the Dow Jones? Could Miley help the economy? How many shares can a 12 year old buy with their allowance?

 

Do you think Miley should be trading stocks in this market?

 

Isn't she more likely to be trading stockings?

 

On the New York Stocking Exchange?

 

Is that anything like Silk Stalkings?

 

Should we ask Chris Hansen?

 

Would he just ask us to sit down and what brings us here?

 

What does bring you here?

 

Doesn't he always ask the guys what brings them to the home of a 13 year old girl? And don't they always lie about why they are there?