Question everything

There were apples?

 

What else would you put in your mouth?

 

Wasn't I bobbing for muffins?

 

Did you ask Bobbi if that was okay?

 

Don't you feel sorry for bobby calves?

Salesyard Statement: Bobby Calves Only Direct to Petfood Slaughter and Killing

 

In the same way, were you also sorry & more than a bit angry about the treatment of Eight Belles?

 

ok, I get the msg, I'll try another question --

When Fred'd House of Pancakes was closed yesterday, did you go to The Muffin House instead?

 

Isn't The Muffin House location a closely guarded secret?

 

Isn't it a shame men typically don't ask for directions when they're lost?

 

Is this generally speaking or when they're trying to find the Muffin House?

 

Can't we just follow the trail of crumbs?

 

Should a man who can't find the muffin house seek therapy?

 

What if he'd rather find a churro stand than a muffin?

 

Why are sheep so nervous?

 

Are they wondering if they'll be counted on, to jump that fence?

 

How must the poor cow feel having to jump over the moon?

 

Do you think the man in the moon gives the cow a boost?

 

(yes, when the moon is of green cheese)

If a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound?

 

Can we see the forests for the trees and the trees for the forests?

 

Are there little trees up there on the eye exam chart? If I hadn't noticed, is it time to have my eyes checked again?