Question everything

Have you heard the Rhinoceros Party joke "East is East and West is West, and never the twain shall meet, even on a double twack?"

 

Is this where I groan really loud?

 

Shouldn't you be able to do that whenever you're moved to?

 

Is that anything like -when the spirit moves you?

 

That sounds like a reasonable facsimile, doesn't it?

 

Just the fax, ma'am?

 

Are we about to start a pun orgy in this thread?

 

When's the orgy start and am I invited? (OTOH, hasn't it been pretty much of a punfest all along?)

 

Is a pun orgy only for groan-ups?

 

That rather depunds, doesn't it?

 

On whether you can grin and bare it?

 

Or become just a flash in the pan?

 

You're not going to be taking pictures, are you?

 

I can be patient (depending on the nurse) - it's that endless loop being preserved for posteriority that worries me, ya know?

 

Are you gettin' your knickers in a twist over this, hyo?

 

Are you sure it's only the knickers getting twisted, sister?

(Psst: You should try that word in the K thread, eh?)

 

Is that a double bill with the New York Knicks and Twisted Sister at Madison Square Garden?

 

Who, other than moi (and perhaps moi) believes that it is now hyo's obligation to work knickers into the k thread...or would knickers in a thread be a thong?