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Wouldn't you rather have a Cliff Notes version of the whole thread?

 

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Wouldn't flash powder be more fun? Haven't you always wanted to disappear with a bang and puff of smoke?

(I know I have....)

 

Would that be anything like going out with a bang and a bhang?

 

Would there be reverb from that bang?

 

Would that make "bang" a noun, verb, or adverb?

 

Anyone had time to get down to the planning office on Alpha Centauri to check out those hyperspace bypass plans?

 

Anyone had time to find the Muffin Man yet?

 

You'd think he'd be easier to find, wouldn't you?

 

Is he manic depressive, all up one moment, full of life, bursting with joy, and down the next, nothing but a hollow shell, hiding under covers, waiting for any reason to get up again?

 

Isn't the Muffin Man always happy since he is surrounded by (not to mention named after) such a wonderful invention/creation as the muffin?

 

Isn't he in Drury Lane?

 

Do you think the Muffin Man is jealous of all the attention Sprinkles Cupcakes get?

(Anyone ever had one of those?)

 

What about Hostess Ho Hos?
Aren't they Paris & Nichole's favorites?

 

Does the Muffin Man live near Candy Land?

 

All this time he's been hanging out in Monterey?

 

Is it possible he's in Taupiri?
How many Candylands are there?
How many muffin men?

 

Are they everywhere... kind of like Santa Claus?

 

Do you parents out there start threatening your kid in the latter part of the year by saying, "Santa is watching you!"? Does it have the same ring when you say, "Muffin Man is watching you!?"