Question everything

Will the bulb get changed if they do the Hokey Pokey and turn themselves about?

 

I I turn from left to right, will they repestedly brand me a flip-flopper? Is that burning meat I smell?

 

Does a flip-flopper where flip-flops?

 

I don't know, but where are my flip-flops so that I can wear them?

 

Have you tried looking in the flip-flop lost and found?

 

Remember when we used to call "flip-flops" thongs?

 

I believe that's also trucker slang, remember CB radios?

 

Which one do you want to question?

Remember seeing long convoys of trucks at night, with little ones at the back belching out exhaust trying to keep in CB range of the rest of the convoy? -- good buddy.

Did anyone else call their flip flops; zorees, flekeys, go-aheads, or jandals?

 

Does anyone else call their thong 'butt floss?'

 

Didn't it go, "We got a mighty convoy. . ." and they spoke a lot of the lyrics?

 

Now that we all have the image of a trucker driving in a convoy wearing flipflops and a thong, do you think we will ever be able to get to sleep tonight?

 

At least there was something covering that crack. Crack spackle, anyone?

 

Is that what you would call Groovy?

 

Is this the butt end of this thread?

Can't someone crack a joke?

 

Can I refer you to AuntBee's last post over on "Free Word Association"?

 

You know, of all of the places for Dubya to visit in Nashville, wonder why he picked the Bun Company? Is there some overt symbolism at work there?

 

Dont salmon (and politicians) return to their place of birth to spawn?

 

Don't politicians spawn everywhere?