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Is the the best way to kill two birds with one stone, or what?

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Skwyre7 @ Oct 18 2006, 10:18 AM) [snapback]334447[/snapback]</div>

Can anyone think of a better way to kill two birds with one stone?

How did that happen?

 

Who wants to kill birds? Are there a bunch of dove and quail hunters lurking here?

 

I wonder if the NRA monitors Priuschat?

 

Should we start arming ourselves just in case?

 

Are you missing an arm? Do you need to replace it?

 

Do you need a couple of legs and feet?

 

Do they smell?

 

Don't you use your nose to smell?

 

Did you know that you can't use your nose to smell if you have allergies?

 

Did you know it's good to have allergies if someone farts in an elevator?

 

Oh HEEEEEEEE! Did you know you are entirely responsible for me spewing water all over my desk and monitor?

 

Have you cleaned it up yet?

 

Did you know I have a warped sense of humor?

 

Do you really?

 

Have you thought about getting it fixed?

 

Why would you want to do that?

 

I wonder if it would be covered by some kind of warranty?

 

A 10 year - 100,000 joke a year, Warped Sense of Humor Warranty?

 

Have we passed the 100,000 joke limit yet?

 

Does Troy offer an extended warranty, or a prepaid maintenance plan for this package?