Question everything

Is there such a thing as Cinnamon Bun Police who card you for underage sweet buying?

 

If there is would they give you a ticket for eating muffins instead?

 

Would that be for illegal muffin eating in a bun zone? B)

 

Would they ask you to surrender your muffins or show them your buns?

 

Doesn't this sound like a job for the Muffin Man?

 

Why not? Who agrees?

 

I agree, where's Frank when you need him?

 

Frank? Frank? Where are you Frank?

 

No, but who is Frank?

 

Could he be Fred's brother?

 

Franks House of Muffins? FHOM? Did I ever mention that my favorite confection is Bon Bons? Could I start a forum called AuntBee's House of Bon Bons?

 

Sure... where do I post to the ABHBB?

 

I don't think you can post there because there is no such fourm yet, right?

 

Perhaps in another land, another place, another time?

 

Or what if, in an alternate universe, FHOP is really ABHBB?

 

Don't you think, even it the alternate universe of ABHOBB, the subject would always come back around to muffins?

 

What if, in that universe, muffins were called subjects and subjects were called muffins?

 

You mean like... Mr. Muffin, how may I help you?