Question everything

I'm only nervous when my sheep go astray. Have you seen my kilt?

 

And just what do you wear underneath that kilt?

 

No, where did you put it?

 

Could it be that a sheep is wearing the kilt?

 

Maybe it's wearing it to get back its wool?

 

Are the kilted woolly beasts playing the bagpipes too?

 

Is that what that sound is?

 

You mean it's not screeching cats like I've always thought?

 

Foo, does it sound like screeching cats? No? Didn't someone once say it sounded like someone squeezing a pig?

(Thanks, Auntie, Isn't it nice we're all back? I had to coax Foo back to work-did you know the blue is a reflection from the computer screen? )

 

Could it be that it sounds like a cat being squeezed by a pig that is being squeezed?

 

By George, do you think he's got it?

 

Got what?


(His name is Foo? And isn't that just the coolest effect and from the computer screen? I see it on his whiskers too, now that you mention it.)

 

You mean there is more then one animal involved?

 

And who is George anyway?

 

Could it be the name of the sheep?

 

Does that mean that there are also sheep named John, Paul and Ringo?

 

If that's the case is their group name the Sheer's?

 

Did they have a hit called, Haircut?

 

Or how about Shorn To Be Wild?