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Would you like nuts and a cherry too, AuntBee?

 

Would it cost extra?

 

Would it cost extra?


(How did THAT happen :lol: ! Didn't mean to repeat myself)

 

Does that mean you want a second helping?

 

Isn't that the best way to enjoy dessert?

 

Do you really need to enjoy dessert?

 

Are you saying that's redundant?

 

Yeah, and are you baffled as I am when people sample some dessert and say, oohhh, that's "rich," .......
Rich in what? Sugar, fat, flavor? (That's kind of what I go out of my way to look for in a dessert)

 

Don't you think some people act as if they can add weight just by looking at dessert?

 

Are these the same people who don't get the 'everything in moderation' motto?

 

Maybe they're thinking 'everything in moderation' applies to moderation, too?

 

Wouldn't EVERYthing in moderation just be excessive and unmoderate? Should moderates just say SOME things in moderation?

 

Can we go back to the double desserts part now?

 

Double dessert? Why not do a chocolate fudge cake with triple fudge chip ice cream, topped with hot fudge, with a scoop of fudge chip chocolate ice cream on top, covered with chocolate whipped cream, and topped off with Hershey's syrup and a chocolate-covered cherry? Why not do double the double desserts?

(by the way, I've done that, minus the cherry; you only do it once in a looooooooooooong while.)

 

Would you believe that dessert has too much chocolate for me?

 

Yep, would you believe I got woozy just reading about it?

 

Would you believe I gained a few pounds just reading the description?

 

Did you notice there was no mention of muffins at all?

 

You were gone?

(Is that why the muffin chat dropped way off? Welcome back, did you have fun? )