Question everything

Would you believe it if I said I was baking muffins?

(actually a lovely day of food poisoning just prior to a couple scheduled vacation days)

 

...would those be voodo zombie blueberry gondolier muffins?

(all streaming aside, food poisoning bites,glad you're back!)

 

Isn't there a stomach virus going around? Wasn't it about a month ago I was very ill with it--maybe Moi caught it from me?

 

Not sure...maybe?

 

Is there any way to find out? Do we need to call in the CDC?

 

AuntBee... did you send me cyber-cooties?

 

Does this mean I didn't get the stomach cramps I had all Sunday night from that undercooked Tilapia I ate?

 

Could it be we have inadvertantly developed a virus that transmits over FHOP?

 

Well, then, is it conservative, or is it a liberal virus?

 

Neither, it is a mindless little freak that cares not, at least that's what it told me, what did it tell you?

 

Am I right in thinking it infected me due to my liberal media virus?

 

Perhaps, but from where did it enter?

 

Isn't that a rather personal question? B)

 

Is it the 100th page yet?

 

Is it anything like 'pages fly when you're having fun?'

 

Janis, what did you eat that made you sick?

 

How do I know if it was the steamed spinach or the tri tip steak? It could have been either one, couldn't it?

 

It could, but then again do you really want to think about it?

 

Think? Think about what?