Question everything

Who's on First?

 

What?

 

Now your hearing is going too?

 

If a tree falls in the forest, and no one hears it - did it make a sound?

 

Will we ever get answers to all these questions?

 

What questions?

 

Is there a matching thread with the answers?

 

Why don't all of you get a life?

 

Why would we want to go and do a thing like that for?

 

Is life a boon? (W. S. Gilbert, Yeomen of the Guard)

 

I thought life was like a box of chocolates?

 

Would someone please pass me one with creme filling?

 

Careful with that - it could make you go blind, couldn't it?

 

Dang, I forgot about that, didn't I?

 

...and now your memory is going?

 

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste - don't you think?

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Dragonfly @ Oct 16 2006, 02:59 PM) [snapback]333730[/snapback]</div>

It is, isn't it?

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(dreichla @ Oct 16 2006, 03:13 PM) [snapback]333744[/snapback]</div>

Waste not, want not?

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Cheap! @ Oct 16 2006, 02:44 PM) [snapback]333612[/snapback]</div>

Are you so cheap that you can't afford one? :lol: :lol:

 

Do those bumps between lanes really work?

How much do they cost?

 

Why, have you been drinking?