Question everything

No...what was that?

 

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Is it true they were dating the Doublemint Twins?

 

"They", Kemosabe? Don't you mean 'he'? And the Doublemint twins are so last millennium - Tukox would have had waaay more fun with the Durass sisters, don't you think?
Have you heard the rumour they'll be starring in the new 'Next Fornication' series?

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Stev0 @ Feb 9 2007, 09:39 PM) [snapback]387902[/snapback]</div>

Don't you know that Jeannie and would never wear a goatee because it wouldn't go with our aprons?

 

anyone else agree that goatees on women are a bit scary anyway?

 

What about goatees on goats? Do those scare you too?

 

Are the goats with goatees wearing high heels? Would that be a fashion faux pas?

 

Like wearing white shoes after Labor Day?

 

Or white pumps... EVER?

 

who holds a meeting at noon and doesn't provide free food?

don't they know they're dealing with graduate students and the currency around here is food?

 

Did you really agree to work for peanuts?

 

Maybe she agreed to work for muffins and they're falling down on the job?

 

Frozen Muffins?

 

Could too many of Moi's Margarita Muffins make you fall down? Dare I call them liquor muffins?

 

Is it okay to say I am tired of arguing with people who, if you told them that a book told them to stand in a round room and pee in the corner, would do that, since the book said to do it, despite all logic?

 

Here's something I've wondered... Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

 

Why think when you can follow instructions?

or

Should tigers eat vegtarians? Doesn't that show a certain lack of consideration?