Question everything

Frogs are cute little creatures, but you know what animal I don't like??? (Turtles) ARen't they the scariest looking critters ever?

 

But what should one feel about all the poor little legless froggies on their wheelie carts because they can't hop about anymore?

 

Can they catch a ride with the snails in their s-car-go?

 

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he/she homeless or naked?

 

Kinda sorta both, don't you think?

 

Do you think they'd be standing at a stop light with a sign that says, "Will work for shell?"

 

Gas station attendants (or at least full-serve gas pumpers) aren't they close to extinction?

 

In what state/province do you live?

 

Is Southern California an acceptable place to live?

 

Well... they serve muffins here don't they?

 

Can one get decent chocolate chip muffins?

 

Have you ever had an obscene chocolate chip muffin?

 

Would you be interested in a decadent cappuccino muffin?

 

Does it have chocalte in it too?

 

Can we substitute the word crumpet for muffins? Aren't we overdosing on muffins?

 

Wouldn't we be discussing the same thing, only with a British accent?

 

Isn't that just a wonderful contrast in flavors?