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Ah... that's pretty tricky, isn't it? Fool the troll into thinking he's cool cause he gets one of our special marg muffins and then it's acually a Faux Margarita Muffin?

Have we totally lost it today? Is it because we're the only ones working so diligently while everyone else seems to be otherwise occupied?

 

What if the troll had lost its way and gotten busy responding to flamebait and (gasp) doing actual work? would that qualify the troll for a real margarita muffin?

 

Might we allow an exception for the Faux Troll in hiding who is doing (gasp) actual work?

 

Maybe half of a muffin?

 

Why should we feed the trolls anything at all, especially something so scrumptious as a muffin?

 

But what if the Faux Troll was in a Vaux Hall trying to controll weevils?

 

And were they evil weevils?

 

What if they weren't so much evil weevils as evil weebles?

 

Would I wobble or fall down after having a margarita muffin?

 

Maybe just wobble? Of course you do know don't you, that there is the possibility you could also dance on the bar?

 

Would I have to wear a lampshade on my head?

 

Do you think that's such a bright idea?

 

You think I should switch to something else?

 

It would have to be enlightening to work though, wouldn't it?

 

Watt do you think is the problem?

 

I missed most of it, but I think Superficial Friday was a huge success, don't you? Do you think it needs a catchier name? Vapid Friday maybe? Now, what can we do for a theme for today? How about Sentimental Saturday?

 

Sentimental Saturday would sound appropriate for all us Denny Doherty fans, don't you think? Could we be Superficial on Sunday instead, and Philosophical on Fridays? And vat else could be Vapid but Vednesday?