Question everything

Doesn't that depend on one's circumstances? Is it better to "regift" what one has been given---or is that the same "good" as shopping and paying for something? To receive stolen goods? Don't you love conumdrums? Hair-splitting? Philosophizing on lazy Sunday afternoons with no good NFL games on?

 

Isn't "Good NFL Games on TV" an oxymoron?

 

Shouldn't giving and receiving be equally important? Can you have one without the other?

 

So how is everyone this Monday morning?

 

I'm fine, but why can't work be like college where there's a long break that starts right about now?

 

Would we still have to write papers?

 

Don't you do that in your job now?

 

Does writing my experiment in my lab notebook count?

On a side note, why isn't my name listed in today's birthdays?
EDIT: Nevermind. It's there now.

 

Is today really your birthday Skywire? Do we need to send you a birthday muffin with a candle in it to celebrate?

 

Of course today is my birthday...why would I lie about that?

Will the candle stay lit during shipping?

 

Uh... you don't want to be another year older, but you still want presents? B)

Will this work?

 

Isn't that just the cutest birthday muffin?
And about that margarita, I don't actually like them. Could I just have a few 100% agave tequila shots instead?

 

How's this?
Just don't drink and drive, okay?

 

Where should I go for dinner - the seafood witha Latin flair restaurant or the Thai restaurant?

 

I love Thai, but I think tequila would go better with seafood with a Latin flair, don't you?

 

But wouldn't Thai go better with banana muffins?

 

Do you have a craving for banana muffins now too?