Question everything

I guess if the goose is smiling we know what happened first, huh?

 

Can a goose smile? Is it kinda enigmatic, like the Moana Lisa?

 

And do geese have eyebrows?

 

Did you hear the one about he egg laying in bed staring at the chicken that was laying in the same bed smoking a cigarette? The egg said, "Well I guess that answers that question?"

 

Was that the first time the chicken had been laid since he'd been hatched?

 

Can eggs really talk?

 

Do chickens really smoke cigarettes? Haven't they read the surgeon general's warning on the packages?

 

Haven't you heard of smoked chicken?

 

HA! Hee hee hee... Is that anything like blackened chicken?

 

Didn't the egg think the chicken was sssmokin'?

 

Do you think the egg was all that impressed by the smoking chicken?

 

Was the egg's name Shelly?

 

Are you a crack up?

 

Did you all know you're quacking me up? Oh wait... chickens don't quack do they?

 

Well, lords don't leap...do they?

 

I heard chickens have lips - is that true?

 

Do they just pucker up and blow?

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(dreichla @ Dec 5 2006, 07:01 PM) [snapback]358194[/snapback]</div>

Haven't you heard one someone kissing a chick?

 

Is that why the rooster says "cockle doodle dooo?"

 

Do you think when a French hen kisses a chick they French kiss?