Question everything

Hugh knows Who's on first? Does he know Watt's up?

 

Is there intelligent life on this planet?

 

Now there's a good question. Clever, yes, but intelligent?

 

Isn't it just wrong to be considered a celebrity just because of your last name?

 

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Do you think some are born with fame thrust upon them and others just have it surgically applied?

 

You mean like silicone?

 

You mean, with a few cosmetic enhancements, we could all be celebrities?
Or would we <strike>get</strike> have to do a sex tape, too?

 

Is there a problem with that?

 

Wouldn't that depend on the type of surgery?

 

And just how much silicone are we talking about here?

 

I don't know, enough to get famous?

 

Is it OK if I don't share the mental image I had about a light sabre?

 

WHAT? Does it make that humming noise too when you pull it out? Oh heck... what did I just say?

 

Won't that depend on how famous you want to be?

 

Humming noise? Isn't that your job?

Don't you want to know if it glows in the dark?

edit: I should have known not to mention it, shouldn't I?

 

Do we really want to be talking about jobs that glow in the dark? Should we just go back to safer topics?

 

Do you really think there is such a thing? A safe topic, I mean?