You can have a mustache without being into porn, but you can't be a porn star without the mustache. :madgrin:
Oh, that's a relief. You guys had me worried. Bill, too. Unless his comment was more of the "Who, me?" variety.
Ummmmm ..... now that you mention it. I'm pretty sure I saw a cheesy porn movie in the early 1980's that had an actor that *does* resemble you. There is only one way to verify this ....
Also a very wise precaution in case you fear a Bobbittectomy [ame=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorena_Bobbitt]John and Lorena Bobbitt - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia[/ame] I'm pretty sure when *that* news story broke, there were record sales of surplus military flack "panties"