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Line by line Limericks or Limerick-Like Poems

Discussion in 'Fred's House of Pancakes' started by jared2, Dec 7, 2006.

  1. Starfall

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    I'm anything but a rich guy
    I'm timid & bashful & shy
    If only you knew
    What my pets see me do
    You'd just shake your head and say, "Why?"

    I feel Santa's presence is near!
    Just hear the hooves of reindeer
     
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    I feel Santa's presence is near!
    Just hear the hooves of reindeer
    Oh what is that smell?
     
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    I feel Santa's presence is near!
    Just hear the hooves of reindeer
    Oh what is that smell
    I really can't tell
    It's a good thing my stocking's not here!
    ( reference http://priuschat.com/index.php?s=&show...st&p=365169 )


    Oh Christmas Day is upon us.
    I only wish it were non-fuss
     
  6. dreichla

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    Oh Christmas Day is upon us.
    I only wish it were non-fuss
    The children are screaming
     
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    Oh Christmas Day is upon us.
    I only wish it were non-fuss
    The children are screaming
    The inlaws are scheming
     
  8. chimohio

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    Oh Christmas Day is upon us.
    I only wish it were non-fuss
    The children are screaming
    The inlaws are scheming
    Too much more and I'll leave in my Prius

    I got a new Prius for Chrismas
     
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    Oh Christmas Day is upon us.
    I only wish it were non-fuss
    The children are screaming
    The inlaws are scheming
    Too much more and I'll leave in my Prius

    I got a new Prius for Chrismas
    Shipped in thru the Panama isthmus
     
  10. dreichla

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    I got a new Prius for Chrismas
    Shipped in thru the Panama isthmus
    Mosquitoes came with it
     
  11. Skwyre7

    Skwyre7 What's the catch?

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    I got a new Prius for Chrismas
    Shipped in thru the Panama isthmus
    Mosquitoes came with it
    Along with a nitwit
     
  12. Starfall

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    Along with a nitwit
    I think I'll give it to the missus.

    But soon it will be the New Year
     
  13. chimohio

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    But soon it will be the New Year
    And as Superman, I've nothing to fear
     
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    But soon it will be the New Year
    And as Superman, I've nothing to fear
    No building's too tall
     
  15. dreichla

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    But soon it will be the New Year
    And as Superman, I've nothing to fear
    No building's too tall
    Feels good when I fall
     
  16. Starfall

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    But soon it will be the New Year
    And as Superman, I've nothing to fear
    No building's too tall
    Feels good when I fall
    Look out below, Lois, my dear!

    I dreamt a bank I didn't rob
     
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    I dreamt a bank I didn't rob
    Having long ago left the mob
     
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    I dreamt a bank I didn't rob
    Having long ago left the mob
    But why all this cash?
     
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    I dreamt a bank I didn't rob
    Having long ago left the mob
    But why all this cash?
    Behind my 12 cans of hash
     
  20. dreichla

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    I dreamt a bank I didn't rob
    Having long ago left the mob
    But why all this cash?
    Behind my 12 cans of hash
    It's usually keep it in my SAAB

    My hunger drove me to the fridge