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Discussion in 'Fred's House of Pancakes' started by jared2, Dec 7, 2006.

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  1. jared2

    jared2 New Member

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    To live alone isn't much fun
    Looking around to see no one
    There's only TV
     
    #121 jared2, Dec 20, 2006
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    Skwyre7 What's the catch?

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    To live alone isn't much fun
    Looking around to see no one
    There's only TV
    's OK with me
     
    #122 Skwyre7, Dec 20, 2006
  3. jared2

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    To live alone isn't much fun
    Looking around to see no one
    There's only TV
    's OK with me
    Only problem is - I won't get none


    My days off will number eleven
     
    #123 jared2, Dec 20, 2006
  4. Skwyre7

    Skwyre7 What's the catch?

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    My days off will number eleven
    Nothing to do. I'm in heaven
     
    #124 Skwyre7, Dec 20, 2006
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    My days off will number eleven
    Nothing to do -- 's like heaven
    Unless I get bored
     
    #125 jared2, Dec 20, 2006
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    My days off will number eleven
    Nothing to do -- 's like heaven
    Unless I get bored
    And go out with the hoard
     
    #126 chimohio, Dec 20, 2006
  7. Skwyre7

    Skwyre7 What's the catch?

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    My days off will number eleven
    Nothing to do -- 's like heaven
    Unless I get bored
    And go out with the hoard
    Drinking from now until seven

    My wife, she left me today

    (Don't worry, she's just visiting her sister and our two week old niece.)
     
    #127 Skwyre7, Dec 21, 2006
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    My wife, she left me today
    Could it be my new toupee?
     
    #128 EddieF, Dec 21, 2006
  9. Skwyre7

    Skwyre7 What's the catch?

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    Could it be my new toupee?
    I used to have hair
     
    #129 Skwyre7, Dec 21, 2006
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    Could it be my new toupee?
    I used to have hair
    But now only glare
     
    #130 EddieF, Dec 21, 2006
  11. Skwyre7

    Skwyre7 What's the catch?

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    My wife, she left me today
    Could it be my new toupee?
    I used to have hair
    But now only glare
    Now I'll date her sister Renee.

    My Starbucks is getting cold fast.
     
    #131 Skwyre7, Dec 21, 2006
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    My Starbucks is getting cold fast.
    The Gingerbread latte won't last.
     
    #132 TonyPSchaefer, Dec 21, 2006
  13. Skwyre7

    Skwyre7 What's the catch?

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    My Starbucks is getting cold fast.
    The Gingerbread latte won't last.
    I'll drink it down quick
     
    #133 Skwyre7, Dec 21, 2006
  14. jared2

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    My Starbucks is getting cold fast.
    The Gingerbread latte won't last.
    I'll drink it down quick
    As you'd squash a deer tick
     
    #134 jared2, Dec 21, 2006
  15. Skwyre7

    Skwyre7 What's the catch?

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    My Starbucks is getting cold fast.
    The Gingerbread latte won't last.
    I'll drink it down quick
    As you'd squash a deer tick
    Finally caffeine at long last.

    A blind man once said to me this:
     
    #135 Skwyre7, Dec 21, 2006
  16. jared2

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    A blind man once said to me this:
    The secret of happiness consists (can't wait to find out!)
     
    #136 jared2, Dec 21, 2006
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    Skwyre7 What's the catch?

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    A blind man once said to me this:
    The secret of happiness consists
    of PB & J
     
    #137 Skwyre7, Dec 21, 2006
  18. jared2

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    A blind man once said to me this:
    The secret of happiness consists
    of PB & J
    And a ride on a sleigh
     
    #138 jared2, Dec 21, 2006
  19. Skwyre7

    Skwyre7 What's the catch?

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    A blind man once said to me this:
    The secret of happiness consists
    of PB & J
    And a ride on a sleigh
    And wash your hands after a p*ss.

    I think that Santa Claus hates me
     
    #139 Skwyre7, Dec 21, 2006
  20. jared2

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    I think that Santa Claus hates me
    You'd think I was a screaming banshee
     
    #140 jared2, Dec 21, 2006
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