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  1. EddieF

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    Now meerkats are quite another story
    Their histories are really quite gory
    Enjoying both flesh and fruits
     
    #101 EddieF, Dec 19, 2006
  2. Skwyre7

    Skwyre7 What's the catch?

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    Now meerkats are quite another story
    Their histories are really quite gory
    Enjoying both flesh and fruits
    Leaves, stems, and roots
     
    #102 Skwyre7, Dec 19, 2006
  3. jared2

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    Now meerkats are quite a new story
    Their history is really quite gory
    They eat flesh and fruits
    Leaves, stems, and roots
    And attack without warning their quarry


    At long last the shopping is done!
     
    #103 jared2, Dec 19, 2006
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    At long last the shopping is done!
    But party planning's just begun.
     
    #104 TonyPSchaefer, Dec 19, 2006
  5. Skwyre7

    Skwyre7 What's the catch?

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    At long last the shopping is done!
    But party planning's just begun.
    Cookies to bake
     
    #105 Skwyre7, Dec 19, 2006
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    At long last the shopping is done!
    But party planning's just begun.
    Cookies to bake
    My husband to wake
     
    #106 jared2, Dec 19, 2006
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    At long last the shopping is done!
    But party planning's just begun.
    Cookies to bake
    My husband to wake
    Cause the cooking is oh so much fun

    The hot lights caught my dead tree on fire
     
    #107 chimohio, Dec 19, 2006
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    The hot lights caught my dead tree on fire
    Creating an ornament and angel pyre.
     
    #108 TonyPSchaefer, Dec 19, 2006
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    The hot lights caught my dead tree on fire
    Creating an ornament and angel pyre.
    The fireman said, "wow!"
     
    #109 dreichla, Dec 20, 2006
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    The hot lights caught my dead tree on fire
    Creating an ornament and angel pyre.
    The fireman said, "wow!"
    My wife said, "I disavow!"
     
    #110 EddieF, Dec 20, 2006
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    My wife said, "I disavow!"
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    Please don't buy me a Playstation 3.
     
    #111 TonyPSchaefer, Dec 20, 2006
  12. Skwyre7

    Skwyre7 What's the catch?

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    Please don't buy me a Playstation 3.
    I'd prefer a Nintendo Wii
     
    #112 Skwyre7, Dec 20, 2006
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    Please don't buy me a Playstation 3.
    I'd prefer a Nintendo Wii
    For my son, a Game-boy
     
    #113 jared2, Dec 20, 2006
  14. Skwyre7

    Skwyre7 What's the catch?

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    Please don't buy me a Playstation 3.
    I'd prefer a Nintendo Wii
    For my son, a Game-boy
    He'll be filled with joy
     
    #114 Skwyre7, Dec 20, 2006
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    Please don't buy me a Playstation 3.
    I'd prefer a Nintendo Wii
    For my son, a Game-boy
    He'll be filled with joy
    But nothing compared with the joy he gives me


    For the impatient there's never a 'morrow
     
    #115 jared2, Dec 20, 2006
  16. Skwyre7

    Skwyre7 What's the catch?

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    For the impatient there's never a 'morrow
    If they wait there'll be sorrow
     
    #116 Skwyre7, Dec 20, 2006
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    For the impatient there's never a 'morrow
    If they wait there'll be sorrow
    But tomorrow will come
     
    #117 jared2, Dec 20, 2006
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    Skwyre7 What's the catch?

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    For the impatient there's never a 'morrow
    If they wait there'll be sorrow
    But tomorrow will come
    And they will succumb
     
    #118 Skwyre7, Dec 20, 2006
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    For the impatient there's never a 'morrow
    They find waiting to be such a sorrow (sorry to change the line, but it has to have the 3 beat rhythm)
    But tomorrow will come
    And they will succumb
    When they have to repay all that they borrowed

    To live alone isn't much fun
     
    #119 jared2, Dec 20, 2006
  20. Skwyre7

    Skwyre7 What's the catch?

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    To live alone isn't much fun
    Looking around to see no one
     
    #120 Skwyre7, Dec 20, 2006
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