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  1. Skwyre7

    Skwyre7 What's the catch?

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    Santa, once fat, is now thin
    Now there's more chimneys he fits in
    He won't get stuck
    Or give a f*ck
     
    #61 Skwyre7, Dec 14, 2006
  2. jared2

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    Santa, once fat, is now thin
    Now there's more chimneys he fits in
    He won't get stuck
    Or give a f*ck
    If you've been bad, it isn't a sin


    When faced with a narcoleptic bore
     
    #62 jared2, Dec 14, 2006
  3. Skwyre7

    Skwyre7 What's the catch?

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    When faced with a narcoleptic bore
    Staying awake is a chore
     
    #63 Skwyre7, Dec 14, 2006
  4. jared2

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    When faced with a narcoleptic bore
    Staying awake is a chore
    He thinks he's enthralling
     
    #64 jared2, Dec 14, 2006
  5. Skwyre7

    Skwyre7 What's the catch?

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    When faced with a narcoleptic bore
    Staying awake is a chore
    He thinks he's enthralling
    His snores are appalling
     
    #65 Skwyre7, Dec 14, 2006
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    MegansPrius GoogleMeister, AKA bongokitty

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    When faced with a narcoleptic bore
    Staying awake is a chore
    He thinks he's enthralling
    His snores are appalling
    It's inconvenient, this truth, Mr. Gore!*

    When face with a dim-witted rube

    *(and i like voted for him and everything and loved the movie, but hey, a rhyme's a rhyme)
     
    #66 MegansPrius, Dec 14, 2006
  7. Skwyre7

    Skwyre7 What's the catch?

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    When faced with a dim-witted rube
    Hesitate to call him a boob
     
    #67 Skwyre7, Dec 14, 2006
  8. jared2

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    When faced with a dim-witted rube
    Hesitate to call him a boob
    Name-calling won't work
     
    #68 jared2, Dec 14, 2006
  9. MegansPrius

    MegansPrius GoogleMeister, AKA bongokitty

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    When faced with a dim-witted rube
    Hesitate to call him a boob
    Name-calling won't work
    He'll still stay a jerk
     
    #69 MegansPrius, Dec 14, 2006
  10. jared2

    jared2 New Member

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    When faced with a dim-witted rube
    Hesitate to call him a boob
    Name-calling won't work
    He'll still stay a jerk
    As he began, in the fallopian tube


    I've lost so much weight clothes won't fit
     
    #70 jared2, Dec 14, 2006
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    I've lost so much weight clothes won't fit
    I'm so small on the edges of chairs I can sit
     
    #71 chimohio, Dec 14, 2006
  12. jared2

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    I've lost so much weight clothes won't fit
    I'm so small on the edges of chairs I can sit
    My wife says I'm thin
     
    #72 jared2, Dec 14, 2006
  13. Skwyre7

    Skwyre7 What's the catch?

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    I've lost so much weight clothes won't fit
    I'm so small on the edges of chairs I can sit
    My wife says I'm thin
    I reply with a grin:
     
    #73 Skwyre7, Dec 15, 2006
  14. jared2

    jared2 New Member

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    I've lost so much weight clothes won't fit
    I'm so small, on the edges of chairs I can sit
    My wife says I'm thin
    I reply with a grin:
    "I'm not too thin - you're too fat - get it?"


    I once heard of an honest politician
     
    #74 jared2, Dec 15, 2006
  15. Skwyre7

    Skwyre7 What's the catch?

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    I once heard of an honest politician
    To change America was his/her misson
     
    #75 Skwyre7, Dec 15, 2006
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    I once heard of an honest politician
    To change the U.S. was her mission
    But her plan went awry
     
    #76 jared2, Dec 15, 2006
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    Skwyre7 What's the catch?

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    I once heard of an honest politician
    To change America was her mission
    But her plan went awry
    When she got caught in a lie
     
    #77 Skwyre7, Dec 15, 2006
  18. jared2

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    I once heard of an honest politician
    To change the U.S. was her mission
    But her plan went awry
    When she got caught in a lie
    Denying extraordinary rendition

    I went to the mall and I haggled
     
    #78 jared2, Dec 15, 2006
  19. Skwyre7

    Skwyre7 What's the catch?

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    I went to the mall and I haggled
    Now I'm feeling a bit bedraggled
     
    #79 Skwyre7, Dec 15, 2006
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    I went to the mall and I haggled
    Now I'm feeling a bit bedraggled
    Tired and worn out
     
    #80 jared2, Dec 15, 2006
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