Line by line Limericks or Limerick-Like Poems

Oh when will this winter be over?
My bare feet are longing for clover.

 

Oh when will this winter be over?
My bare feet are longing for clover.
Snow's still on the ground

 

Oh when will this winter be over?
My bare feet are longing for clover.
Snow's still on the ground
and the wind makes a sound

 

Oh when will this winter be over?
My bare feet are longing for clover.
Snow's still on the ground
and the wind makes a sound
I'm going to Florida, so ***k it

There once was a man from Miami

 

There once was a man from Miami
Who, by chance, lived with his mammy

 

There once was a man from Miami
Who, by chance, lived with his mammy
But his date would run scared

 

There once was a man from Miami
Who, by chance, lived with his mammy
But his date would run scared
Because when he stared

 

(OK, I've got a good last line...)

There once was a man from Miami
Who, by chance, lived with his mammy
But his date would run scared
Because when he stared
He would try to envision his grammy. (And by grammy, I mean grandmother.)

I once took a trip way out west.

 

I once took a trip way out west
To find why they call it 'the best'

 

I once took a trip way out west
To find why they call it 'the best'
But once I was there

 

I once took a trip way out west
To find why they call it 'the best'
But once I was there
I was attacked by a bear
I think it was for being over-dressed.

April is already here

 

Winter's gone, summer's near

 

April is already here
Winter's gone, summer's near
In New England, it's damp

 

April is already here
Winter's gone, summer's near
In New England, it's damp
And I've got writer's cramp
I'm going to the 'fridge for a beer


My Prius is in love with a Hummer.

 

My Prius is in love with a Hummer.
Could it have chosen a mate any dumber?

 

My Prius is in love with a Hummer.
Could it have chosen a mate any dumber?
Give it 2 months at most
Then that Hummer is toast!