I wanted to move to Tahiti in 1987, after I found out that topless was a lifestyle, but my wife protested. I mean, what danger is there in Tahiti -- skin cancer, I guess.
That reminds me, the wife and I watch watch Botched, a show about fixing bad plastic surgery outcomes. Women's nipples are blurred out of course, but they had a professional gambler on who got breast implants on a bet. No blurring. WTH, they still looked like women's boobs.