I got frisked at LAX by a TSA agent

Who said that our government is cold, impersonal and out of touch with the public? Look at the brighter side, this is probably the only time you will ever get one-to-one personal treatment from your kind and thoughtful government.

The only person that the government won't touch is Nicky Diaz Santillan (Meg whitman's former housekeeper).

Keith

 

SNL skit

Wow! That Taiwanese animation was awesome! It was better than this SNL skit I heard about on the TWiT podcast.

I wonder when it'll get yanked.

 

But what if I WANT to get groped?

They never want to touch me then ...

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You know, if I wanted somebody halfheartedly patting my groin without eye contact, I'd get married.

 

Ha! And they'd probably tell you it's just a job to them.

 

Let's see, do I want to be groped or irradiated.

Groped. Irradiated. Hmmm... think I'll go with groped.

 

I think I'll take the train.

Or maybe spend my tourist dollars at home.

 

I just got back from Kona, Hawai'i. At airport security there was nothing but the old metal detector.

Hey, Pinto Girl, long time so see! It's great to see you back here!

 

I don't understand the viagra cartoon panel...or maybe I do...but that can't be it, can it????

 

Look, so did Santa!

Pornoscan Santa xmas card - Boing Boing

 

Is "waste" a metaphore like "junk"?

-Brad

 

Colostomy bag.



Tom

 

I'm still waiting to get frisked

 

Did anyone LOOK at my link? Seriously. It's cute.

 

The one with Santa, eight dancing reindeer, and Rudolph with his nose so bright? Yeah, that was cute.

 

No, I didn't look at it, but I did think Rudolph's nose was cute.



Tom

 

How many guys want to fess up to looking at a naked Santa Claus? Nope, I didn't look....laughed too much.

 

It must be really cold at North Pole Airport. Not even the reindeer have any junque.