What do you think, Steve0 - are jokes funnier when somebody doesn't get it, or not? It was Descartes who said "I think, therefore I am."
Of course I'm not Stev0, but I think it's much funnier when Descartes said, "Where's my damn pretzels?!"
Pretzels? Quick, call the Secret Service. [EDIT] 3 days later? Wow, a post killer. It was only a pretzel joke! [/EDIT]
William S. Burroughs (You should use Google if you don't know the relationship between Steely Dan and William S. Burroughs)