When in Rome, drink Margeritas (Cazadores?), while wearing Togas! Borges sumus. Resistere inutile est.
OK, so Rene Descartes walks into a bar and orders a beer. He drinks it down and the bartender asks him if he'd like another. He answers, "I think not," and disappears.
Uhmmm... was he expecting pretzels with his beer and left with a huff when the bartender didn't refill the complimentary bowl?